There's a cold piece of pizza in the fridge if you want it

A stale glass of beer on the table by the Playboys

Did you see miss March? God, she looks so young

This single life, it sure is fun



Well we could go to the lounge at the Holiday Inn

Hear my favorite band play the latest Michael Jackson

Song about a boy with a really nice bike

This single life, it sure is fun



We'll snort some cocaine in the bathroom by the condom dispenser

Talk about the barmaid, "Hey I hear she'll take her pants off

If you drive a Camaro." Life just seems better

This single life, it sure is fun



Well I am still a young man

It's really pretty cool

My friends they're old and married

What a bunch of stupid fools



We'll meet some chicks at the bar and collect all our pennies

We'll stumble to our cars and we'll drive real fast to Denny's

I'll put my hand up her skirt

We'll eat a couple Grand Slams

This single life, it sure is fun



Well in the morning when you wake up, there's a dental hygenist

Lying in your bed. She really thinks you're a dentist

You said you'd give her a job

And you'd take her to see Snoop Doggy Dogg's gun collection

This single life, it sure is fun



Well there's a cold piece of pizza in the fridge if you want it

A bottle of aspirin on the table by the Playboys

Did you see Miss April? God I feel so old

This single life, it sure is fun