My boyfriend, he's so sexy

He takes me all the way to Mexico

Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa

He don't care if I dance with other fellas

He's a gentle bear, he ain't a big gorilla, no

Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa



We could eat French food or hit a greasy diner

He can guzzle beer somethin' finer

You give me any grief he'll give you a shiner

He's as tough as an old coal miner

And best of all, he ain't no snivelin' whiner



'Cause he's my boyfriend, he's so sexy

He takes me all the way to Mexico

Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa

He don't care if I dance with other fellas

He's a gentle bear, he ain't a big gorilla, no

Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa



He's got a bitchin' car and it's really nice

He's my latin lover, he's got lots of spice

Gonna put me in the movies no matter the price

We go together like beans and rice

He wears his hair like Jesus Christ



'Cause he's my boyfriend, he's so sexy

He takes me all the way to Mexico

Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa

He don't care if I dance with other fellas

He's a gentle bear, he ain't a big gorilla, no

Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa



I've searched the city streets

Jumped off the world trade center but I landed on my feet

He picks me up at eight and he goes, "beep, beep, beep"

I slide right down the stairs into his naugahyde seats

He opens up the glovebox, hands me some treats

A wrist corsage and some chocolate sweets

Chocolate sweets



My boyfriend, he's so sexy

He takes me all the way to Mexico

Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa

He don't care if I dance with other fellas

He's a gentle bear, he ain't a big gorilla, no

Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa



If I don't want to walk, then we take a cab

He's as courageous as captain Ahab

Lemme tell ya folks, he's so fab

He stuck with me through drug rehab

He carries my cup to the urine sample lab because



He's my boyfriend, he's so sexy

He takes me all the way to Mexico

Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa

He don't care if I dance with other fellas

He's a gentle bear, he ain't a big gorilla, no

Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa

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