Houses of the Holy

Was an album by Led Zeppelin

I bought it on eight track

Not on CD

Fades out in the middle

The way an eight track's s'posed to

The way an eight track's s'posed to



I got the number thirteen

Tattooed on my bicep

The thirteenth letter of the alphabet

Is the letter "M"

Stands for marijuana

The way that it oughta

The way a letter oughta



The "Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test"

Was a novel by Tom Wolfe

It's about taking LSD

And driving 'cross the country

Drivin' in a school bus

A school bus on LSD

The way an education oughta be



I wanna drive a school bus

Over to the Brady's

And pick up Alice

And then we'll bake some brownies

And then I'll grab Marcia

And play with her Ouija board

And talk to Mr. Brady



Houses of the Holy

Was a really bitchin' album

Bonzo kicks ass on it

And then he chokes on his vomit

The way a rock star's s'posed to die

The way a rock star's s'posed to die

The way a rock star's s'posed to die



I wanna die wasted

In a room with Eddie Vedder

We could both die together

But he'll go first

Yeah Eddie'll go first

'Cause he's more famous

More famous than the Rugburns



When you buy our coffins

Put eight tracks in 'em

Playin' Houses of the Holy

'Cause it's a really bitchin' album

Remember when I told you

Remember how it fades out

Remember when I told you