[Chorus]
Ru- ru- ru- ru- Russia is gay
Russia's gay
In it everyone has aids
& they all got it from butt sex
Their president finger bangs them little kids

[Verse 1]
I, wait so long in the snow
For one little piece of bread (of bread)
& I have been drunk since I was born
& I keep Mongolians in a cage
I'm poor
I sold my child for a sip of vodka
My wife is named Svetlana Borshtynskovskiska
At my space station, we tried to send a cardboardbox up into the sky

[Hook]
When the wall came down
& them Russians rushed out,
It was a day when freedom won
If mister Putin wants to invade Georgia
We'll be waitin' here with guns (I live in atlanta)

[Chorus]
Russia's gay
They suck a lot of long dicks on the internet
Russia's gay
They like to touch on young boys a little bit
Russia's gay
In it everyone has aids
& they all got it from buttsecks
Ru- ru- ru- ru- Russia is gay

[Verse 2]
I, eat sour dough, it no good
I have never seen a real black man (black man)
& I, have ten kids, I can't feed
I hope we fight a nuclear war (da)
I hope I eat a piece of fish for dinner
We have a wall to keep my people in here
The KGB, arresting me, cause they catch me
Touching myself

[Hook]
Tell the troops right now
Time to bomb Moscow
Fun time & games are done
We should kill them Ruskis
& take their land
Cause it's far from Mexico
This one's for 9/11

[Chorus]
Russia's gay
It looks like candyland
& the palace is, plastic
They wear those dumb fucked up hats
With fur on it
Russia's gay
In it everyone has aids
& they all got it
From butt sex
Ru- ru- ru- ru- Russia is gay

[Verse 3]
Hey let me tell ya right now
Them russians ain't gonna take Vietnam
Not without me in charge
I got a mail order bride
Came here in a box from Petersburg
She left her fuckin' kid to starve
Hey mister Obama
Get your club & go
Have a word with Medvedev
Get him good in the chest
& tell mister Ching Chang Chong
If he wants to get involved
All your missiles
Won't add inches to your penis

[Hook]
When the wall came down
& them Russians rushed out
It was a day when freedom won
But then when David Hasselhoff
Started singin' on cars
They were puttin' the wall back up
Cause baby Russia's fuckin'gay

[Chorus]
Russia's gay
In it everyone has aids
& they all got it from butt sex
Ru- ru- ru- ru- Russia is gay
Russia's gay
In it everyone has aids
& they all got it from butt sex
Ru- ru- ru- ru- Russia is gay