Haiti had a little bit of a earthquake.
Everyone calm down, we don't even live there. We live here.
Oh my God it's a earthquake, check your butt for butthole AIDS.
Haiti needs some hamburgers and a milkshake.
Can you spare 10 bucks? Come on give it to 'em.
Cause they had a bad earthquake, need some band-aids and corn flakes.
Cause they been wasting the last 500 years 
in their underwear playing in the sand. (with no pants)
We said put some clothes on, they was like "No", 
now a earthquake took their ass out. (so sad)
We gave them a little bit food and kidnapped a quarter million kids.
Y'all come with us, don't be scared it's cool.
You won't never see your parents again (they're dead)
(You know)
Now I'm thinking while we over there
(We should)
Lay down a couple states.
(Yessir)
Y'all just wait 'till I'm president, 
I'm gonna run shit a whole new way.
Yeah
Germans they're lesbians and have AIDS, 
listen up everyone I ain't playin' witchu.
Are we done fighting Germany? 
Are we done with Germany?
No, Germans seem to really like starting shit 
but it's cool cause it's not like they ever win
But we did kick France's ass!
Yes you did, but who did not?
Okay Germans started up World War I 
then they was like Whoops my bad!
We said it's okay then a couple years later, 
they start a world war again.
They killed like a million Jews 
and then they killed another five million.
I think we should take them all to school 
and just blow they ass up right now!
Fuck y'all
Nein please don't blow us up!
Get fucked
But it was only a game!
Y'all suck
But we won't do it anymore!
You'll never eat a weinerschnitzel again!
Yeah
Spanish people sound like they should be brown, 
but you go to Spain and everyone is white.
We should make them change their name 
or we could send them Mexicans.
(Yeah)
Norway doesn't really do anything, 
we can't really trust them I don't think.
Scottish people talk funny, 
Irish people swing from trees.
When I'm president, we gonna carpet bomb some French cities, 
and because they all speak French, we gonna also bomb Quebec.
(Oui Oui)
And if Korean boy wanna mess with me, 
then I'm a nuke his ass and say Ninja please!
And if they keep fuckin' round in the middle east, 
they just mad cause their mamas are Lesbanese.
(Then)
I'm gonna bomb everyone whose name ends with "istan".
(Cause they all stupid)
I'm gonna blow up China cause they eat little dogs.
Haiti had a little bit of a earthquake.
Everyone calm down, we don't even live there. We live here.
Oh my God it's a earthquake, check your butt for butthole AIDS.
Haiti needs some hamburgers and a milkshake.
Can you spare 10 bucks? Come on give it to 'em.
Cause they had a bad earthquake.
Hey man at least they didn't get raped. 
Wait what? Oh, they did? Oh, well then. 
Someone should give them money.