I been a good boy, I said my prayers,

I brushed my teeth and I went upstairs

I asked, "Lord, God won't you bless my soul

I want hole, foal, rock and roll;

When I grow up, I wanna be

The baddest motherf**ker what you ever done see.

But Christ looked down, he said "My Son,

What you ask of me, cannot be done;

the position you require it has been filled,

By a bad motherf**ker with a bag o' pills,

a three-piece suit, snakeskin boots,

a rhinestone smile and an attitude,

He'll rob your phone, he'll f**k your byore,

His name is written all across the toilet door,

He'll get the Holy Ghost, he'll spread it on toast

It's f**king Eamon De Valera and he's double dropping yokes!