They're going through a music revolution
The hippies say they'll overcome us all
While they're blowing smoke and air pollution
We're hanging in with help from Geritol

They're rounding up the squares in California
They're picking off our heroes in New York
But they'll never take away our champagne music
As long as Lawrene Welk can pop his cork

Can they still do the polka in Milwaukee
Still do the waltz in Tennessee
Still picking bluegrass in Kentucky
With old fashioned country harmony
So give me some beer drinking music
And play that double Eagle March for me
For they still do the polka in Milwaukee
So let me hear that one or two or three

The big wheels at the network started spinning
The verdict was that Hee Haw had to go
'Cause city slickers don't believe in grinning
And who the hell needs jokes in Kokomo

They cancelled all the singing and the picking
But the stubborn little donkey wouldn't leave
And that little fella's still alive and kicking
And Hee Haw is laughing up it's sleeve - Hee Haw!

And they still do the polka in Milwaukee
Still do the waltz in Tennessee
Still picking bluegrass in Kentucky
With old fashioned country harmony
So give me some beer drinking music
And let me hear that one or two or three
While we swing to that good old country music
For Hee Haw is good enough for me
Yes, Hee Haw is good enough for me