Come on and listen to the mole rap
Yo, listen up, have a holla from Ron
Naked mole rap is the name of the song
Here's the story, in all it's glory
Ain't hidin' nothin'
Y'all know what the truth is
How Ron met Rufus
Never heard a cat bark
Never heard a puppy purr
My dads allergic to every kind of fur
So I searched for hairless pets on the internet
Saw a jpeg of a pink thing
Gonna need sunscreen

What is that, that freaky thing?
(Yes that's right, it's a naked mole-rat)
Come on y'all, let the girlies sing
(Listen to the naked mole rap)
What is that, that freaky thing?
(Yes that's right, it's a naked mole-rat)
Hey, wait, I can't hear the girlies sing
(Listen to the naked mole rap)

So I heard Smarty Mart was having a sale
On a hairless pink rodent with a long skinny tail
It seemed to me this could be a solution
A perfect pet for my dad's sensitive constitution
So the manager came, to open the cage
He said, "You know this pet's hairless?"
I said, "I couldn't care less!"
Handed it to me, said, "Be careful, don't drop it.
And do you want this cage?"
"No I'll keep him in my pocket!"

What is that, that freaky thing?
(Yes that's right, it's a naked mole-rat)
Come on y'all, let the girlies sing
(Listen to the naked mole rap)
What is that, that freaky thing?
(Yes that's right, it's a naked mole-rat)
Gonna buy me, some bling-bling
(Listen to the naked mole rap)

Guitar, baby, uhh
What are we missin' here?
(Rufus, the naked mole-rat)

Can I get a boo-yah?
(Boo-yah)
Can I get a boo-yah?
(Boo-yah)
Look at the camera say cheese
(Cheese)
Smile for the camera say cheese
(Cheese)

Can I get a boo-yah?
(Boo-yah)
Can I get a boo-yah?
(Boo-yah)
Look at the camera say cheese
(Cheese)
Smile for the camera say cheese
(Cheese)

We go to Bueno Nacho, Chimerito and a Naco
Always grande size, and why not?
I'm buyin'
Rufus in my pocket, you can't stop it
You can't top it, don't drop it, you might just pop it
Rufus and Ron Stoppable,
With our best friend, Kim Possible
We're not afraid of any attack
i said, "Yo, KP, we got your back"

What is that, that freaky thing?
(Yes that's right, it's a naked mole-rat)
Come on y'all, let the girlies sing
(Listen to the naked mole rap)
What is that, super freaky thing?
(Yes that's right, it's a naked mole-rap)
Come on y'all, let those girlies sing
(Listen to the naked mole rap)

This ain't no, no freak-o
Yeah, that's right, it's the naked mole rap
This ain't no, no disco
Come on y'all, it's the naked mole rap
This ain't no, no Shego
Yeah, that's right, it's the naked mole rap
This ain't no, no rodeo
Come on y'all, it's the naked mole rap

(Listen to the naked mole rap)