(Ladies and Gentlemen, please put your hands together,

for william tecqwyn!)



Wiley - (Eski boy, oy, shake a leg, shake a leg)

Oi! Dan! Wot you call this?

Why have you got me spittin on this?

I dont usually spit on tracks like these

But its jus the start and im startin to like it

Watch producers try and buy me

if you like it

dont fight it

dance with your grandma

Ill be dancing with your auntie

(Skippa- i got my hands on her bum gettin' lively

SWITCH!)

Now i move onto your girlfriend

Me dancing with your girl

now thats hell friend

i get randy

do you know what'd handy

a little glass of brandy

now im skankin with "Big Chest Mandy"

Shakin a leg in the middle of the dancefloor

im givin her what she asks for

she got a hardback wind what more can she ask for



Chorus



Come and shake a leg with me

p-p-p-p-please shake a leg with me

Oi!

Come and shake a leg with me

oh-oh-oh-oh-please shake a leg with me

Whoa!



(Ladies and gentlemen, lets have a warm welcome

for our next performer, Jose Fernandez)



Skippa - (Skippa, Esta loca, oh! Hola! OK)

This is loco flow to,

got a spanish flow to wiggle ya toe to

come, shake ya leg for a giggle

grab ya keys up, i got a knees up to go to

tap shoes black shoes any clapped shoes

going for the nitros and the free booze

in a shirt you nicked off rodrigo

roll tight in a nylon tuxedo

red hot chilli peppers, hot jalepenos

mamas in hotpants tighter than speedos

left, right, forward, backward we go

lambada with a chica, spittin image of deebo

i do the salsa with the old fogies

eatin runny guacomole green like bogies

this is a sound that i don't mind either

MC fat butch like Pat Butcher!



Chorus



Come and shake a leg with me

p-p-p-p-please shake a leg with me

Oi!

Come and shake a leg with me

oh-oh-oh-oh-please shake a leg with me

Whoa!



(Ladies and gentleman,

will you please put your hands togther

for the Ethnal from Bethnal)



Scratchy - (Scratch, Eiiiii, eiiiii)

Wot?

This sounds like the job for me

The ethnal from bethnal shakin a l-e-g

which l-e-g

third l-e-g

Yeah! hes a brother

known to be a liberty

like him. i cant see myself sittin on this

but i like music so im spittin on this

yeh you, you can join in on this one

you with the butt face and you with the cris bum

wait a minute did i say cris bum

let me check that bum, slag bum, flat bum

she's got no bum, like her back with a split in

i need to know how she sitting down

stop looking down waiting for it to expand

it's not gonna happen, it just dunt happen

so move on

you best go stress another man cause it might happen 

it might just happen!



Chorus

Come and shake a leg with me

p-p-p-p-please shake a leg with me

Oi!

Come and shake a leg with me

oh-oh-oh-oh-please shake a leg with me

Whoa!