Drive fast, don't crash, make your money, make it last 

Hang tight, kick back, prepare yourself for the attack- 

Buy low, sell high, take your pills, tell your lies 

Fake your tan, wear a tie ? 

Go to the gym you'll never die! 







And that's the way to go! 

And that's the way to go ? to go! 







Fake it baby - They won't even know! 

You can make it ? 

Cos everybody knows that that's the way to go 







Tune in, drop out, raise your voice, never shout 

Find your true love on the couch, this is what it's all about 

Change your face, keep your name, keep it real don't play the game 

? don't you know they're all the same ? don't you know they're all the same? 













Dig deep, fly low, celebrate a tv show 

Raise the stakes, drop the pressure, happiness you'll never measure 

Bite your tongue, pay the man, time to start your five year plan 

Holiday in Vietnam, then blow a kiss to Uncle Sam.