(Soft) [Man1:] "Oi, Get your filthy hands off my desert!"

[Man2:] "What 'e say?"

(explosion)

Brezhnev took Afghanistan

And Begin took Beirut

Galtieri took the Union Jack

And Maggie over lunch one day

Took a cruiser with all hands

Apparently, to make him give it back

Ooo, Maggie what have you done?