Ladies and Gentlemen,

The Man Song!



(He's the man!)

(He's the man!)



I don't take no crap from anybody

[else but you]

I wear the pants around here

[when I finish with your laundry]

Coz I'm a guy you don't wanna fight

[When I say "Jump", you say "Yeah right!"]

I'm the man of this house

[until you get home]



(He's the man!)

(He's the man!)



What I say goes around here

[right out the window]

and I don't wanna hear a lot of whining

[so I'll shut up]

The sooner you learn who's Boss around here

[The sooner you can give me my orders, dear]

Coz I'm Head-Honcho around here

[but it's all in my head]



(He's the man!)

(He's the man!)



And I can have sex anytime

[that you want it]

Coz I'm a man who has needs

[but there not that important]

And don't expect any flowers from me

[Coz if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry]

I'm the King of my castle

[when you're not around]



(He's the man!)

(He's the man!)



And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I wanna

[get in trouble]

And I'll come home when I'm good and ready

[to sleep on the couch]

Coz a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do

[And I'm gonna do what you tell me to]

Because I'm Top dog around here

[but I've been neutered]



(He's the man!)

(He's the man!)



(You the man!)