Moooooooorning Woood

Yeeehhhaaaa!!!!



Well I get up in the mornin and I'm feelin good

Cuz underneath the covers is my mornin wood

My wife wakes up and looks my way

Kids run in and ruin my day



Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood 

He's a man who really loves his morning

Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood



Well I walked in the bathroom and tried to pee

All hunched over tryin to avoid the seat

I raised up and still the same

So on the wall I wrote my name



Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood

He's a man who really loves his morning

Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood



Ya my wife walks in and sees the mess

I can tell right away she's not impressed

I clean it all up and I start to cry

It won't go down and I don't know why



Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood

He's a man who really loves his morning

Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood



Well I got to go to work and theres still no change

I'm thinking by now theres something strange

Still feels good and it really don't hurt 

So all I do is un-tuck my shirt



Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood

He's a man who really loves his morning woooood

He's a man who really loves his morning woooood

He's a man who really loves his morning woooood

YeeeeeHaaaa!!



Rodney your not going to work like that are you

Honey I'm taking the convertible yaahaa!