I remember way back when i was just a boy, 

Goin’ places with my mom and dad, 

it used to scare me to death how momma used to act 

after six or seven beers she's had. 

we were sittin’ at a table when momma got disabled 

all the liquor runnin’ to her head, 

and soon I got to chokin’ daddy wasn't jokin’ when he grabbed me by the arm and said 



"CHORUS" 

don't look now momma's got her boobs out 

showing everybody in town, 

our faces turnin' red we were wishin we were dead, 

there where people standing all around 

when momma gets to drinking there ain't much thinkin, 

there's nothing anybody can do, 

you just hope and pray there never comes a day when momma's out drinkin with you 



"Verse 2" 



well we got her in the truck and we started drivin home 

when momma said she had to go, 

daddy pulled it over, 

we were standing on the shoulder while momma's puttin on a show 

well he started up the truck 

and momma stood up with her pants still around her knees, 

when we heard momma hollar 

if ya give me a dollar well I'll let you take a peek at these. 

"CHORUS"