Dear Penis  - Rodney Carrington
All D chords are strummed four times, except the very first one. Everything else is strummed twice.
Strum Pattern: b= base note b V b V b V b V... etc... (Steady throughout song) V= up stroke I hit the
base note with thumb and pick the last two strings for the up stoke but you can use a pick if you want.

     D       G               A            D
Dear Penis, I don't thing I like you any more,
    G                  A                 D
You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor,
         G              A            D
Oh dear penis, I don't like you any more.
G               A                   D
 It used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine,
G               A             D
 That's all we needed, to get by.
G               A                          D                                       D
 Now is seems things have changed, and I think that you're the one to blame dear penis
         A             D
I don't like you any more.

    D                 G              A            D
He Says, Dear Rodney I don't think I like you any more,
     G                  A                  D
Cause when you get to drinking, you put me places I've never been before.
G                     A            D
 Dear Rodney I don't like you any more.

G          A                 D
 Why can't get a grip on our man to hand relationship,
G                     A            D
 Come to terms with truly how we feel.
G               A             D                                     G
 If we put our heads together,  we'd just stay home forever, dear penis,
          A                D
I think I like you after all.
      G                   A                D