I saw her sittin' in a barroom 

In that smokey atmosphere

She smiled back at me 

As I drank down one last beer

She pulled me on the dancefloor 

We danced a song or two

It was then I realized that I 

Bit off more than I could chew



Chorus

I think I'm dancing with a man

She's got calluses on her hand

She's got a voice like Johnny Cash

And she hiding a mustache

I think I'm dancing with a man



We sit down and talked a while 

And we listened to the band

And a friend of mine walked by 

And he asked her if she'd dance

Then he gently took her hand

And he twirled her round and round

It looked like he was havin fun 

Until her skirt fell to the ground



Chorus

I think he's dancing with a man

The boys at the lodge won't understand

As they two-stepped 'cross the floor

I quickly headed for the door

I think he's dancing with a man



Good Lord we're dancing with a man

It'll be known throughout the land

Two boys from Texas danced a jig 

With a dude who wore a wig

We've been dancing with a man



She crushed a beer can on her head

Good Lord her forehead's red

We've been dancing with a damn big man