Alright yall, 

Whenever i go WEHOO! I want yall to say sing you bastard 

WEHOO! 

(crowd)Sing you Bastard 



She had a gap between her two front teeth that you could drive a truck through(beep, beep), 

wreked like a trashcan dumpster that would kill you, 

she drove a 1973 Chevy Blazer, 

and her legs and her armpits never seen a razor, 

she had curlers in her hair, window rolled down had a dip of snuff spit on the ground, 

drunk as I was that woman looked good to me 

oh yeah! 



WEHOO! 

(Crowd & Rodney)Sing you bastard 



Now I got This Burnin' sensation when I pee, 

when i'm standin' in a public bathroom, people stop take a look at me, 

everybody, 

I've got this burnin' sensation when I pee, 

come on now let's hold hands and sing it, 

come on, 

grab your partner's hands look real lovingly in their eyes and sing it like this, 

I got this burnin' sensation when I pee, 

o hey hey 

I got a damn good feelin' your the one who gave it to me, 

I got creepy clawly crabs crawlin' all over me, 

them itchy little bastards you just can't get 'em to leave,