I got a call from my best friend this evening

He said he wasn't going out with us guys on Friday night

Yeah, he was gonna change for his new found flame to keep her satisfied

And I just laughed and said, "Hey man, well go ahead and try"



'Cause I gave up smoking, women and drinking last night

It was the worst fifteen minutes of my life



Now I've heard it said that too much fun will kill you

And I'll be the first to tell you that I don't wanna die

Too many twelve ounce curls, pretty girls and parties ain't advised

Well, take it from me don't believe all that hype



'Cause I gave up smoking, women and drinking last night

And it was the worst fifteen minutes of my life

That's right



Well, you could get hit by a truck tomorrow

So you might as well raise a little hell tonight



'Cause I gave up smoking, women and drinking last night

And it was the worst fifteen minutes of my life

Man, it was the worst fifteen minutes of my life

That's right