From the day he was born
 He was trouble.
 He was the thorn
 In his mother's side.
 She tried in vain

 Narrator:
 ...but he never caused her nothing
 but shame.

 Scott:
 He left home the day she died.

 From the day she was gone
 All he wanted
 Was Rock 'n' Roll porn
 Und a motorbike.
 Shooting up junk...

 Narrator:
 He was a low down cheap little punk!

 Scott:
 Taking everyone for a ride.

 All:
 When Eddie said he didn't like his Teddy
 You knew he was a no-good kid.
 But when he threatened your life with a switch-blade knife

 Frank:
 What a guy!

 Janet:
 Makes you cry.

 Scott:
 Und I did.

 Columbia:
 Everybody shoved him.
 I very nearly loved him.
 I said, hey, listen to me;
 Stay sane inside insanity!
 But he locked the door and threw away the key.

 Scott:
 But he must have been drawn
 Into something,
 Making him warn
 Me in a note which reads...

 All:
 What's it say? What's it say?

 Eddie:
 I'm out of my head.
 Oh, hurry, or I may be dead.
 They mustn't carry out their evil deeds. (scream)

 All:
 When Eddie said he didn't like his Teddy
 You knew he was a no-good kid.
 But when he threatened your life with a switch-blade knife

 Frank:
 What a guy!

 Janet:
 Makes you cry.

 Scott:
 Und I did.

 All:
 When Eddie said he didn't like his Teddy
 You knew he was a no-good kid.
 But when he threatened your life
 With a switch-blade knife

 Frank:
 What a guy! (Whoa, oh, oh.)

 Janet:
 Makes you cry. (Hey, hey, hey.)

 Scott:
 Und I did. (I did