Brad: Hey, Janet.
Janet: Yes Brad?
Brad: I've got...something to say.
Janet: Uh huh.
Brad: I really love the...skillful way...you beat the other girls...to the bride's bouquet.
Janet: Oh, Brad...
Brad: The river was dep and I swam it (Janet)
The future is our's, so lets plan it (Janet
So please, don't tell me to can it (janet)
I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, janet, I love you!

The road was long and I ran it(Janet)
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it!(Janet)
If there's one fool for you than I am it(janet)
I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet, I love you!

Here's the ring to prove that I'm no joker!
List the ways that love can grow
That's good, bad, or mediocre!
J-A-N-E-T I love you so!

Janet: Oh, it's nicer than Betty monroe had!(Oh Brad)
Now we're engaged and I'm so glad!(Oh Brad)
That you met mom and you know dad(Oh Brad)
I've one thing to say and that's Brad, I'm mad, for you too!

Janet: Oh Brad!
Brad: Oh dammit!
Janet: I'm mad!
Brad: Oh Janet!
Janet: For you!
Brad: I love you too-woo-woo-woo!
Both: There's one thing left to do-wah-oo!

Brad: And that's go see the man who began it!(Janet)
When we met at his science exam-it!(janet)
made me give you the eye and then panic(janet)
Now I've one thing to say and that's dammit, Janet, i love you!

Brad: dammit janet.
Janet: Oh Brad I'm mad!
Brad Dammit Janet
Both: I love you!