It's Halloween and I just don't know if I can take it 

What should I be thought of something scary mom will make it 

give me candy but leave out the kind that isn' t branded 

this halloween turned out much different than how I planned it 



best friend stole my 



costume that was scary 

and I had to wear little 

sisters strawberry 

And everybody laughed at me 



I ate too much candy 

and puked on my girlfriend 

and that's when she dumped me 

so happy happy halloween 



It's halloween and my mother chaperoned my party 

embarrassed me when she came down dressed as gymnast barbie 

I tried to leave when I saw her flirting couldn't stand it 

this Halloween turned out much different than how I planned it 



best friend stole my 



costume that was scary 

and I had to wear little 

sisters strawberry 

And everybody laughed at me 



I ate too much candy 

and puked on my girlfriend 

and that's when she dumped me 

so happy happy halloween 



Halloween is no longer fun! If you go door to door trick-or-treating and you have a 5 o'clock shadow, no one want's to give you candy! "Get a job and buy your own candy" they say. It's not like soccer moms are running short on candy! But they say "No, I will not give you any sweet-tarts, go home and shave your back" It's just cruel! And you know what else?! Who cares if I'm not wearing a costume Mrs. Wilson. Dressing up was a ceremony of the 18'th century celtics to ward off and scare away evil spirits. Do you have evil spirits or something mrs. wilson? Is that why you want me to wear a costume?! cause if you do then I don't want you satan candy! Get behind me Satan! 



My uncle dresses like a woman everyday to practice for halloween