When I saw her passing by
Oh god she made me shy
She said honey, won’t you come
I said I’m sorry but I’ll go home
‘cause I’m no love cat
Tell me if it’s all about
I am no wild cat
Tell me if it’s all about
Well, I’m no bad cat
Would you go to bed with a cat like that

But yet we went to a cheap motel
There she was and she looks well
She said honey shake your little thing
I said I’m sorry but I ain’t got swing
‘cause I’m no…

love cat
tell me if it’s all about
I’m no rhythmic cat
Tell me it it’s all about
I’m no jazz cat
Tell me if it’s all about
Don’t you go to bed with a rhythmless cat

And so we’re gonna do things
I’ve never done before
She said I’ll make you swet boy
I’ll show you what’s in store
So kiss me, it feels so good
Kiss me, oops, you understood
Kiss me, it feels so nice
When you kiss me once and you kiss me twice

And so went to the doctor’s place
And o boy, you should have seen his face
He said she’s pregnant and so are you
Hey man, what could I do
‘cause I’m no cool cat
tell me if it’s all about
I’m a stupid ignorant cat
Tell me if it’s all about
No, I’m no top cat
Tell me if it’s all about

What ya gonna do about a ; hotdog !