I met him trapping bears down in Torah town 
He had two warthogs and some kangaroos and a boa 
a B-O-A boa 
He fought off the snake and stuffed bats in his pants 
I asked him his name and in an ancient voice he said 
Noah 
N-O-A-H Noah 
No-no-no-no-Noah 

Well I'm not the world's most juvenile guy 
But why'd ya hunt alone if you're five hundred five? 
I asked Noah 
No-no-no-no-Noah 
Well I'm no perv, so it startled me when 
He said the wife couldn't make it 'cause she's pregnant 
again 
Thanks to Noah 
No-no-no-no-Noah 
No-no-no-no-Noah 

Well we chased aardvarks and laughed 'til dark 
He told me he'd built a giant ark 
I thought his pod must be a few peas short 
Till he said, Dear boy, check the weather report! 

Well I'm not the world's most gullible guy 
But when I spotted some clouds, well I hung close by 
Mr. Noah 
No-no-no-no-Noah 
No-no-no-no-Noah 

Noah 
No-no-no-no-Noah 
No-no-no-no-Noah 

The teamsters brought boars 
But no unicorns 
And no minotaurs 
And just one dinosaur 
So I shrugged at him and he at me 

Well I'm not dumb but I don't have a clue 
How they got the amoebas to board two-by-two 
For ol' Noah 
No-no-no-no-Noah 

Pigs are unclean, so all of the fam 
Say it's messed up having a boy named Ham 
Except for Noah 
No-no-no-no-Noah 

We closed the door, it began to pour 
And I wished I'd thought of flood insurance before 
Then Noah waved as people cursed at him 
He said, Get soaked! Hope you learn how to swim! 

No words can describe this horrible stink 
But at least there's an ark, and I hope it don't sink 
And so does Noah 
No-no-no-no-Noah 
No-no-no-no-Noah 
(etc.)