This was never the place I planned 
For my vacation 
So I just swim, drink in hand 
For rehydration 
I'm not a pool lover 
I freeze when I get out 
But I've rediscovered 
One sweet sensation

I peed in the pool and I liked it 
It saved me a trip to the toilet 
I peed in the pool 'stead of waiting 
I hope they've been chlorinating 
It felt so warm 
It felt so right 
It helped resolve my stage fright 
I peed in the pool and I liked it 
I liked it

This pool's the best one I have tried 
Nice diving board and slippery slide 
But if you wind up by my side 
You'd best start backstroking 
'Cause oops I just did it again!

I peed in the pool for the glory 
Of staking out my territory 
I should get out but I cheated 
Now it's not just solar-heated 
Finding a john 
Is much too hard 
Don't see one in your backyard 
I peed in your pool and I liked it 
I liked it!