Im the man you'd though id ever be
the boy who you reduced to tears
the lad called 'thingy' for 6 whole years.
yeah thats right, my names bob
the one who landed the popstars job
the one who you told luke dont touch
the kid that wouldnt amount to much
well im here and you're still there
with your fake sports car and your receiding hair
dodgy farra trousers that you think are smart
married to the woman who teaches art
married to the life married to the school
i wanna sing and dance sir, now whos the fool?
sing and dance? you thought i was barmy
settle down 'thingy' join the army
and who are you to tell me this?
the dream i want will have to miss
sir is god.
He's been given the right to structure lives overnight
now i know lifes true path
tanks and guns that'll be a laugh
Nah not me , im a mega civillian
i wont lead my life riding piilian
but thanks for the advice
im sure it'll do
for the negative dickheads, just like you
As for now a different weapon
stage and scream is about to beckon
and here i sit in first class
bollox sir kiss my ass