Hello sirremember me? 

I'm the man you thought I'd never be.

The boy who you reduced to tears

The lad called "thingy" for six whole years.

Yeah that's rightmy names bob

The one who landed the popstars job.

The one who you told: "look don't touch"

The kid who wouldn'y amount to much.

Well I'm hereand you're still there

With your fake sports car and receding hair

Dodgyfarout trousers that you think are smart

Married to the woman that teaches art

Married to the life

Married to the school

"i want to sing and dance sir"

Now who's the fool? 

Sing and danceyou thought I was barmy

"settle down thingyjoin the army"

And who were you to tell me this

The dream I want I'll have to miss

Sir is godhe's been given the right

To structure lives overnight.

Now I know life's true path

Tanks and gunsthat'll be a laugh.

Nahnot meI'm a mega civillian

I won't leave my life riding pillion

But thanks for the advice and I'm sure it'll do

For the negitive dickheads just like you.

As for now the different weapon

Stage and screen is about to beckon

And here I sit in first class

Bollocks sirkiss my ass.