[Spoken: "Ok settle down you all, settle down lady, 

he's gonna be on stage real soon, that's right Mama put 

your popcorn down, he's turning to the band, yeah he's running his 

legs off, ladies and gentlemen Mr Robbie Williams"]



Just because your dyslexic

Doesn't mean your not fake 

We know you're not that stupid 

You'll marry someone rich 

Bet you won't steal his watch 

When your down by near his crotch 

That'll explain the itch

You were such a lying bitch 



I know you hold my suitcase 

Down in Kensington 

And you were screwing Ewen 

When I wasn't in. 

Did it to me, you'll do it to him

Your friends just gave me grief 

I will make this brief

You were such a lousy thief

You were such a lousy thief

But you were good in bed

You were good in bed

So good in bed 



Now you tell my girlfriend

That I'll never change

You've been up since Wednesday

Don't you find that strange

You're ex-boyfriend is deranged

You'll tell them down in Browns

Haven't been for years 

It's full of coke & tears

Full of coke & tears

Full of coke & tears

But you were good in bed

Good in bed 



[Spoken: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you on behalf 

of Mr Robbie Williams and the band, you've been a fantastic

audience. Robbie's opened his heart out to you tonight and you've 

really taken him on board. Remember the name and whenever

he's in the neighbourhood, you get yourselves down there alright. 

It's been a great evening, thank you very much. Robbie Williams 

has now left the buidling....................Oh no, I'm afriad he's come 

back for his coke - now he's left the buidling - thank you very 

much - thank you very much."] 



Glory Glory Hallelujah

Glory Glory Hallelujah 

Glory Glory Hallelujah 

Glory Glory Hallelujah...