Calls at 3 am 

And stands you up again 

She has ten thousand friends 

It's just the way she is 



Never waits in line 

Never has the time 

But she makes you lose your mind 

Yeah, that's just the way she is 

That's just the way she is 





You'll never be what she needs 

She'll always leave 

With your sanity 

She'll never do what you want her to 

You know it's true 

Ms. Vanity 

That's just the way she is 



Loves to turn you on 

And you think you can't go wrong 

She comes, and then she's gone 

That's just the way she is 

Yeah, that's the way she is 





You'll never be what she needs 

She'll always leave 

With your sanity 

She'll never do what you want her to 

You know it's true 

Ms. Vanity 

That's just the way she is 



On your knees such a tease 

Mmm bitter sweet 

You know what I mean 

She'll never do what you want her to 

You know it's true 

Ms. Vanity 



Knows just what to say 

To all the hearts she plays 

We love her anyway 

That's just the way she is 







Ooo Ms. Vanity 

Ouu Ms. Vanity, yeah, yeah, yeah