If you got a second, I’d like to discuss some things
See I got a friend that I’d like for you to meet
He’s always around, and ain’t now
But it seems he straighten up everytime you comes around
See I don’t usually do this, such a guy who know to do this
Like to introduce you but first turn on some music slow
And don’t be afraid to blow, oh, here we go

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Everytime I’m with you, I’m just tryina ditch you
Closer to my Richard, I want you to know it
He never plays with teens, …he wears them out like…
This moment just gonna fit him, so I gotta get the big ones for Richard
Oh, my Richard, my, my, my
Don’t you wanna meet my Richard

Everytime I’m with you, you say you ready for
Love, introduction, so I let him know
You even tried to grab him, one time once before
But when that ass stops staring back you quickly let him go
See you just get to know him, you’ll want him even more
He’s been waiting for you, cause you can help him grow
Now I don’t usually do this, but you gotta know I do this
Come on baby, don’t be afraid

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Everytime I’m with you, I’m just tryina get you
Closer to my Richard, I want you to know it
I let him play with kittens, but he wears them how I let him
This moment just gonna fit him, so I gotta get the big ones for Richard
Oh, my Richard, my, my, my
Don’t you wanna meet my Richard
Whoa, my Richard, whoa, don’t you want
Yeah, come and meet my Richard
Don’t be afraid, don’t you wanna
Just a brief conversation, meet my Richard
Let me introduce you

Baby, he’s there if you need him to please you
If there’s no time, he’s there to speed through
And you’d be a sucker if you kneel down and … to
All he wants to do is give you a preview
A friend right there, anywhere,
Under weather…

Everytime I’m with you, I’m just tryina get you
Closer and closer to my Richard
I let him play with kittens, but he wears them how I let him
This moment just gonna fit him, so I gotta get the big ones for Richard
Oh, my Richard, my, my, my
Don’t you wanna meet my Richard
Whoa, my Richard, whoa, don’t you want
Yeah, come and meet my Richard
I let him play with kittens, but he wears them how I let him
This moment just gonna fit him, so I gotta get the big ones for Richard
Oh, my Richard, my, my, my
Don’t you wanna meet my Richard
Whoa, come and meet my Richard
Don’ t you wanna, meet my Richard, whoa, whoa
Don’t you wanna meet my Richard, whoa, yeah
My Richard