Jehova's witness, Ed McMahon.

All the same money grubbing hands.

Deep in my sleep under my skin,

Should I wake up to let you in?

It's the fault of us all!

Infiltration of people's lives,

I've no need for more things to buy.

Piece of Shit List computer line,

Worthless junk mail that's piled high.

It's the fault of us all!

Infiltration of people's lives,

I've no need for more things to buy.

Piece of Shit List computer line,

Worthless junk mail that's piled high!

Policeman's ball gets nothing at all!

Salesmen's rap on my door.

Surveys by phone, commercials on hold!

One more donation could buy your salvation.

Piece of Shit List computer line,

Worthless junk mail that's piled high.

Ringing doorbells, burnt offerings 

Cleanse the leper, buttwipeth thee!