It's New Year's Eve, I'm in Glendora

I'm the only living person in Glendora

Headin' east on the freeway

I left my prom dress on the busstop in Duarte

I switch the rules, you take advantage

You know I always like to play the victim

And would you fuck me? 'Cause I'd fuck me

Am I your wetnap?

Freestyle walkin'



I cry, cry, cry, then I complain

Come back for more, do it again

I cry, cry, cry, then I complain

Come back for more, do it again



I'm on my way, I want to see you

You're in your bedroom with some dancers underneath you

I come inside, I hear the door slam

You tell me if I really loved you I'd get with them

They make me sick, you make me sicker

But I want to please you so I go and I get with her

I close my eyes, I think about me

I'm just your wetnap

Freestyle walkin'



I cry, cry, cry, then I complain

Come back for more, do it again

I cry, cry, cry, then I complain

Come back for more, do it again

I should find someone better for me

But Mom says we're born this way

Everytime I come over to your house

You just shit on my face

And you know it, you know it

You know, you know it really freaks me out



I drove for hours on bad directions

I arrive, there's something you forgot to mention

An afterthought, straight to the tabby

Sorry, Angel, went to Reno, happy happy

It ain't the rest, why do you Jenny

I'm in a booth it's almost twelve, your favorite Denny's

Another year, I need a sundae

I'm just your sidebet

Freestyle walkin'



I cry, cry, cry, then I complain

Come back for more, do it again

I cry, cry, cry, then I complain

Come back for more, do it again

I cry, cry, cry, then I complain

Come back for more, do it again