[Hook]

I can tell stories, got too much to tell

I can tell stories, got too much to tell

I can tell stories, got too much to tell

I can tell stories, got too much to tell
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I can NBC, like that girl Connie

Might just run for Mayor like Rudolph Giuliani

I could talk alot, got too much to tell

Used to have a girl who worked at Taco Bell

Watch me clean glass, like Ben Wallace

I done graduated from Versace Junior College

I could sip drank, icy toes Eskimo

Fifty grand below, poppin' pills in the North Pole

I could slang heat, like a piece of pizza

I done wrote this flow on the back of the Mona Lisa

Trade to Pensacola, syrup out the soda

Bout to bring the dice out, Jody Highroller

Might buy two states, North and South Dakota

Chain lookin' sick, ebola...pneumonia

Pop a few yams, sweatin' in a Hummer

I could trick-or-treat in the candy corn pumpkin

Bonsai leaves in the butterscotch couch

Emerald green chain smells like brussels sprouts
[Hook]