If God was a woman 

with long blond hair 

would you kneel at her altar 

and offer her prayer 

could she be your addiction 

could she make you sin 

If God was a woman 

and you were her man 

If God was a woman 

would you be impressed 

if she showed up in high heels 

and a pretty red dress 

would you make a donation 

or would you draw the line 

would you yield to temptation 

or savor her wine 

If God was a woman 

she'd come like an angel 

or a devil in disguise 

when she left in the morning 

would you lose your religion 

or kiss your faith goodbye, goodbye 

If God was a woman. 

If God was a woman 

tell me who could we blame 

would she make Jesus righteous 

or completely insane 

If God was a woman 

would she kiss and tell 

would we wind up in heaven 

or would we all burn in hell. 

If God was a woman 

she'd come like an angel 

or a devil in disguise, oh yeah 

and if she left in the morning 

would you lose your religion 

or kiss your faith goodbye, goodbye 

If God was a woman 

and you were her man, yeah 

Solo 

If God was a woman 

would she come like an angel 

or a devil in disguise, oh yeah 

when she left in the morning 

would you lose your religion 

or kiss your faith goodbye, goodbye 

If God was a woman 

If God was a woman 

If God was a woman 

If God was a woman 

We's all burn in hell 

If God was a 

woman, woman, woman, woman 

If God was a woman 

tell me who would we blame 

If God was a woman 

If God was a woman 

she'd drive us insane, yeah