Well pink flag joe
He pretends he's fast
And long about one day
You know he came in last

Well pink flag joe
He does the flambo twist
With the finger motions
That you can't resist

And's no more coming attractions
There's no more coming attractions
There's no more coming attractions
To see

Well pink flag joe
With his wealthy lips
He goes to movies
That don't exist

Conversations with people
For the sheer effect
And he says he's a product
Of gross neglect

And's no more coming attractions
There's no more coming attractions
There's no more coming attractions
To see

Well pink flag joe
You know he's slightly tipped
And he swore his life
That he was gypped

Well he felt the pressure
And he passed it off
'Cause he thought he resembled
Romanoff

And's no more coming attractions
There's no more coming attractions
There's no more coming attractions
To see

Pink flag joe