You can hang out with the Red Hot Chili Peppers 

You can lie to me and say it's not true 

You can drive ol' Mike Ness down to Houston 

Tell all of your friends he thinks your cool 



Or you can see inside the Stray Cats tour bus 

You can see the Butt Hole Surfers overseas 

You can party with the dead till you're crazy in the head 

But you can't get away from me 



No, you can't get away from me 

Seattle, Hollywood, or N.Y.C. 

You're a tour bus magnet 

And you think that no one sees 



But you can't get away from me 

Oh you can't get away! 

Well you can party down with Warren in ol' New Orleans 

You can get engagedw ith Charlie Sexton, too 



You can take a ride on Billy Idol's Harley 

Watch while Henry Rollins gets a tattoo 

Or you can run off with some Aerosmith Roadie 

You can get inside a party for Ice-T 



You can travel with the crew 

Till they're all sick of you 

But you can't get away from me 



No, you can't get away from me 

Seattle, Hollywood, or N.Y.C. 

You're a tour bus magnet 

And you think that no one sees 



But you can't get away from 

No you can't get away from me 

Oh my God! You can't get away from me