Come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo 

Come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo 

Come on out and see the little dudes cowboy show 



You'll also get to see those world-famous high diving mules 

You'll also get to see those world-famous high diving mules 

Included in the prize is a pig that goes to school 



Tiny little broncs that bust 

Tiny little clowns that fuss 

Tiny little cattle that ride 

And sell you itsy little biddy cowhide 



Tiny little broncs that bust 

Tiny little clowns that fuss 

Tiny little cattle that ride 

And sell you itsy little biddy cowhide 



People come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo 

Come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo 

Come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo 

Come on out and see the little dudes cowboy show