Armchair detective, what's your synopsis? 

Hoping you'll tell us how we can stop this 

Nobody wants to look stupid today more so than usual 

To say something clever is of such importance, to say something clever is crucial 



Armchair detective, what you surmising? 

A fountain of knowledge in times of crisis 

Opinions like arseholes on days like today; everyone's got one 

You'd best say it quick while it's fresh in your mind, say it before it's forgotten 



Just cos you shout loudest don't mean that you're right 

Cos you shout loudest don't mean that you're right 

Cos you shout loudest don't mean that you're right 

Cos you shout loudest don't mean that you're right 



Ignorance is bliss, folly to be wise 

What's the best course of action? Waiting for advice. 

Kneejerk reactions are invoked today more so than usual 

To say something clever is of such importance, to say something clever is crucial 



(Say what you think however far from the truth it might be) 

Just cos you shout loudest don't mean that you're right 

Cos you shout loudest don't mean that you're right 

Cos you shout loudest don't mean that you're right 

Cos you shout loudest don't mean that you're right 

(Say what you think but don't believe in a half of what you read) 

Just cos you shout loudest don't mean that you're right 

Cos you shout loudest don't mean that you're right 

Cos you shout loudest don't mean that you're right 

Cos you shout loudest don't mean that you're right 



Say what you think however far from the truth it might be 

Say what you think but don't believe in a half of what you read 



Say what you think however far from the truth it might be

Say what you think but don't believe in a half of what you read



(Say what you think however far from the truth it might be) 

Just cos you shout loudest don't mean that you're right 

Cos you shout loudest don't mean that you're right 

Cos you shout loudest don't mean that you're right 

Cos you shout loudest don't mean that you're right 

(Say what you think but don't believe in a half of what you read) 

Just cos you shout loudest don't mean that you're right 

Cos you shout loudest don't mean that you're right 

Cos you shout loudest don't mean that you're right 

Cos you shout loudest don't mean that you're right