One, two, three, four

Well, it's the 25th
we got the day off work
we're rocking out the place

lookout for mistletoe
lookout for mistletoe
or I will kiss your face

2000 years ago a little boy was born
to save the human race
Well, it's your birthday
so have a party!
We're sorry about all of that
"nailed to a cross" business

Everybody is welcome
Yeah Christmas is awesome
Everybody is welcome

You got a horrid shirt
you got a comedy sock
you got a gift for you

I got a dvd
I got a dvd
and it was Doctor Who

And if I eat a sprout
you gotta eat a sprout
you gotta suffer too

Then dinner's all done
and man we had fun
But knock on the door
open it for carol singing kids

Everybody is welcome
Yeah Christmas is awesome
Everybody is welcome
Yeah Christmas is awesome
Everybody is welcome
Yeah Christmas is awesome
Everybody is welcome
Christmas is...