Chorus   
They like to eat grass
They don't have much mass,
They get hit with a dart,
Cause they aren't very smart
V1   
Meet this lone alpaca
His name is simply Carl,
Whenever he sees a lion,
He always gets a snarl.
Chorus   
They like to eat grass,
They don't have much mass,
They get hit with a dart,
Cause they aren't very smart.
V2  
He has a friend named Wayne
Wayne doesn't have the biggest brain,
He is Carl's best friend,
They'll be friends till the end,
There's nothing that could tear them apart
 
Chorus   
They like to eat grass
They don't have much mass
They get hit with a dart,
Cause they aren't very smart
V3   
They had another friend named Rand,
He fell in some quicksand,
He drowned in there,
He lost all his hair,
And they never saw him again,
 
Chorus   
They like to eat grass
They don't have much mass,
They get hit with a dart,
Cause they aren't very smart
Repeat