1, 2, 3, 4!

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,

'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad



I broke my bat on Johnny's head

Somebody snitched on me

I hid a frog in sister's bed

Somebody snitched on me

I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug

I made Tommy eat a bug

Bought some gum with a penny slug

Somebody snitched on me



Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

Mommy and Daddy are mad

I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas

'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad



I won't be seeing Santa Claus

Somebody snitched on me

He won't come visit me because

Somebody snitched on me

Next year I'll be going straight

Next year I'll be good, just wait

I'd start now, but it's too late

Somebody snitched on me



So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

Mommy and Daddy are mad

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad



So you better be good whatever you do

'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,

You'll get nuttin' for Christmas, nuts!



I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

Mommy and Daddy are mad

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad



'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad!



"Well I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas because I contributed to the green-house effect which melts the Polar Ice Caps which melts the North Pole where Santa Clause lives. He's mad."



Pbbthh!

Stop.