I've gotta drinkin' problem man one mouth and two hands

And an empty can I ain't got no loochie loochie



I'm feelin' that funny feelin' again within 

Walkin' me to the kitchen for that early morning gin 

Drink it in till my thoughts they become clear

Dress my naked hair and head the fuck up outta here 

Fightin' traffic the hot sun be causin' havoc 

Ass stuck to the seat window cracked can't see passed it 

The liquor store I just passed it lookin' back 

I gotta turn around I can't stop thinkin' exactly that 

U-turn, the past I leave behind 

For the ill bumpin' two busted six by nines

And I feel this day to be a good one of plenty 

Even if I'm thirsty and my pockets are empty



I've gotta drinkin' problem man 

One mouth and two hands

And an empty can I ain't got no loochie loochie

And yall don't understand I'm just a simple man

Doin' the best I can without no loochie



Come from a long line of alcoholics 

Livin' from toilet to toilet you call it

I'm callin' hotlines swervin' all over yellow lines drinkin' moonshine

Damn was that a stop sign

I ain't doin' good but I'll be fine 

Danno where's that cheap wine

Drunk since 9 guzzlin' boone's farm trying to stop my shakin' arm

I'm here to stumble the earth and forewarn

7 weeks since I had had shower 

I black out like you pulled the plug on Georgia Power 

Southern discomfort baby

Seein' pink elephants on down the freeway the proof on the bottle 180 

Runnin' out of loochie

And I won't survive if you don't let me borrow another five

I'm a do it anyway if I'm alive



I've gotta drinkin' problem man 

One mouth and two hands

And an empty can I ain't got no loochie loochie

And yall don't understand I'm just a simple man

Doin' the best I can without no loochie loochie



I spent my last money on a Pabst Blue Ribbon 

I be gulpin never sippin cause I have to 

Booted out the crib and that's cool long as I have brew 

Face flush stare at a lush I might bust you in the gums

I gotta problem-o my life's too up tempo 

But yo I'm just simple man whose mind is crippled man 

It all started at a party and 

I was only 15 now I can kill a fifth of Bacardi and 

I drink and pass out wake up outside and start again

I been to AA but hey hey gimme the bottle 

The 12 steppers actin like they never took a swallow



I've gotta drinkin' problem man 

One mouth and two hands

And an empty can I ain't got no loochie loochie

And ya'll don't understand I'm just a simple man

Doin' the best I can without no loochie loochie



I've gotta drinkin' problem man 

One mouth and two hands

And an empty can I ain't got no loochie loochie

I've gotta drinkin' problem man 

One mouth and two hands

And an empty can I ain't got no loochie loochie



I'm doing the best I can

I'm a simple man

Empty can..

No loochie