She's got views and she's got opinions.
She went to school and she handles her business.
When she gets to tripping when she gets to bugging
Ain't no man gonna tell her nothing.
It's her way or the highway right or wrong.
If she holds back it's not for long.
Simply will not tolerate ignorance
Quick to leave the party if she's not feeling it
So I... Just try... To make her laugh.

And she just sits there staring at a crooked window
Tears in her eyes with a glass of Kendall
Jackson Cabernet Sauvignon
And it really don't matter what I think.
She won't change for nobody.
Says I don't listen when she yada yada yada.
Crazy girl crazy girl.
She says I'm outta my mind
And she's my crazy girl.

She likes to watch tv in the dark
Whether the car or the grocery cart
She's gotta drive because she's got issues
Corrects my speech whenever I misuse
A word or get my verb tense screwed up.
Three times a week I pick Mexican food up.
Cheese dip fixes everything.
I'm just a court jester and she's my queen
So I just try to make her laugh.

And she just sits there staring at a crooked window
Tears in her eyes with a glass of Kendall
Jackson Cabernet Sauvignon.
And it really don't matter what I think.
She won't change for nobody.
Says I don't listen when she yada yada yada.
Crazy girl crazy girl.
She says I'm outta my mind
And she's my crazy girl.

I try to tell her everything is gonna be alright.
She says I'm really really sorry that I'm so uptight.
I tell her don't apologize that just the way you are
Some folks think about things too hard.
I'm like yo looka here listen truth be known
It's quite possible I have faults of my own
Don't know of any yet but I'm sure there's some
You probably can't tell but I bet there's one
And I think... That she just might... Crack a smile.

And she just sits there staring at a crooked window
Tears in her eyes with a glass of Kendall
Jackson Cabernet Sauvignon.
And it really don't matter what I think.
She won't change for nobody.
Says I don't listen when she yada yada yada.
Crazy girl crazy girl.
She says I'm outta my mind
And she's my crazy girl.