One night while I lay sleeping
A phantom ghost came creeping
He entered through my door
And tip toed across the floor

And when he reached where I lay
He leaned right to my ear
Though softly he seemed to say
His words were very clear

Hi Me, he said how you been
It's been too long slip me some skin
My goodness how you've grown
And hasn't time really flown

I've come to tell you what's what
And really fuck with your head
Tell you what's hot and what's not
You're gonna wish you were dead

Hello, welcom to my ego
Whereeva i go he goes
Ain't it just so creepy
Freaky-deaky

O no, now we're out control
Acting like an arsehole
Welcome to the show

Now looking in the mirror
Face to face with the horror
It's apocalypse now
But starring Stephan Chiau

This guy is really scary
This weirdo's freaking me out
He's asian but he's hairy
It's freaking creeping me out

I don't know who this dude thinks
He's tryna fool and convince
You his bullshit doesn't stink
And... how big his dick is

How slick this hit is and
How sick his shit is
And how fit his bitch is
Think he should mind his business

Last night right after the show
I had to let myself go
I got too needy wouldn't leave me
For one second alone

But I still sleep with myself
That's kinda complicated
I steal the blanket as well
That gets me so frustrated

No touchy touch... But who knows
What goes on while I sleeping,
Pop no doze
Lie there and watch me softly gently breathing

Write poetry and sweet prose
And send it to myself
We'll always be together
Cause there's nobody else