I can snarl up the traffic when I drop my fare

Put on them flashers and park any old where

Even though there´s a pull-in just over there

I won´t do it cause I don´t care



I´m a taxi driver You´ve seen me ´round

I´m a taxi driver I can cut you up or down



I like to do U-turns in a one-way street

Drive on a kerb now and then so watch your feet

I´m a taxi driver and there ain´t nothin´ sweeter

One hand on the wheel – both eyes on the meter



I´m a taxi driver How do you do

I´m a taxi driver I´m gonna drive all over you



I´m a mild mannered man when I ain´t behind this wheel

But when I am I got a license to kill

I ain´t scared of nobody – don´t make me mad

This here ain´t no yellow cab



I´m a taxi driver you´ve seen me ´round

I´m a taxi driver I can cut you up or down



I´m a taxi driver…

I´m gonna drive all over you