Janis Ian, dyke (x 3)
Diving in a sea of lesbians
Cady is the new girl she's just trying to get it right
They ask, if you're from Africa, then why are you white
She kicks it off first day, she thinks she'll be okay
But she makes no friends
So she sits in the bathroom eating her lunch -
Cheer up Cady, don't be a baby
Janis Ian, dyke (x 3)
Diving in a sea of lesbians
Cady finds it so, so hard to concentrate in class
Why even care when you can just stare
At Aaron Samuels's ass
And it's not all rainbows, not all smiles at Northshore High
She's the new prey who tries everyday
To escape Kevin G's harassment in the hallway
Janis Ian, dyke (x 3)
Diving in a sea of lesbians
Janis Ian, dyke (x 3)
Diving in a sea of lesbians
Enter the Plastics, 
Karen, she likes her cousin Seth
Gretchen, with Toaster Streudel breath
Regina, the meanest of them all
She can sabotage your life with just one phone call
And you could go shave your back now Jason
(Shave your back)
The votes are in and they go
None for Gretchen
Four for you Glenn Coco
Janis Ian, dyke (x 3)
Diving in a sea of lesbians
Janis Ian, dyke (x 3)
Diving in a sea of lesbians
She's a Mathlete
Don't give her that seat
Cause Kalteen bars is all she can eat
She's a Spring Fling Queen
A Plastic
Who made army pants and flip flops fantastic
Home-schooled jungle freak
Who barely made it alive on her first week
And in Northshore, hormones abloom
At the projection room
Above the auditorium
Cady's on the brink, she's on her kitchen sink
With the fertility vase of the N'debele
A Frankenstein invention, deserves an intervention
She needs to be saved from the underbelly
(Shh) A moment of silence
For Gretchen's gold hoop earrings from Hanukkah
Put it on the Burn Book, butter my muffin
I'll get some lovin' from this high school jungle, jungle
Janis Ian, dyke (x 3)
Diving in a sea of lesbians
Janis Ian, dyke (x 3)
Diving in a sea of lesbians
Is butter a carb (x 3)
The limit does not exist (yeah)
Is butter a carb (x 3)
Diving in a sea of lesbians!