Hyah! Attention to all you punk motherfuckers out there
 (uh huh uh huh  check it out  check it out)
 Funky Noble Productions represent for the nine four and nine five area
 Reggie Noble and Rockwilder in the house for the nizzow
 If you don't know you might as well close your biz out
 (To my peeps in Queens)
 Yeah  ohh shit  yo  it's a bird
 (Nah I thought that shit was a fuckin plane dude)
 Nah nah nah, it's Soop, Soop, Soop-a-man
 [It's on!]
 Hah

 Verse One: Redman

 Well it's the Soopaman Lovah in your motherfuckin town
 Get down go round and round like shocks on your G-spot
 Honeydip, now all of y'all up in that funny shit
 But I ain't switched, still a honeydip is a honeybitch
 in the mix! So bitches be lookin fly and I'll run in em
 With they toes and nails done, hair wrapped up with pins in em
 Fifty-four eleven Reebox bitch which you need not
 to do is get fly, cause where I'm from, bitches get speed knots
 Slow your monkey ass down and hold your horses
 Don't wanna know your name don't wanna know none of your sources
 Just fix me, with a quickie, I swear more Lake's than Ricki
 So bad I use my X-Ray vision to give y'all clits a hickie
 And plus the weed I puff is from the planet of Cheech and Chong
 Where the earth is chronic, and How To Roll a Blunt is the theme song
 Oooh you makin me horny! Well uhh, let me wipe that wetness for ya
 Slurped and burped, got that bitch more open than my door do
 Let's take a journey up in the stars where I live at
 Where I fuck Jane, Judy Jetson, and that robot bitch-ah
 Grab onto the cape and uhh... I said before I took her
 don't choke me! And it's up up and away I took the hooker
 And it's on



 Verse Two: Redman

 We landed on my planet, we smoked out like a fuck up
 Bought a dime from Jabba the Hut and some uncut for the hooker
 She said, "I don't sniff blow I just smoke weed to get me horny.
 So I'm nothin like that bitch in your last Soopaman Lovah story."
 You go girl! But I didn't believe her, had to make sure
 Where you from, the projects? "Yeahhhh, but I'm single.
 You needed a quickie and I'm just that bitch to break you off, shit
 my pussy's so good, it tickle my legs when I walk!"
 Oh really, just show me a couple of ways how you'll thrill me
 She lifted up her dress and the whole area got chilly
 "So what you think of that?" I threw that bitch back on my back
 Shit I live ten miles away, but I made it fo' seconds flat
 I lived in the same building with Mr. Spock and Captain Kirk
 Got R2D2 and Mork from Ork puttin in work
 See I got the block sewn "Oooh baby let's get it on!"
 About time, I opened the door she had her ass and tits showin
 She rushed me to the room and stripped me out of my attire
 She tied me to the bedposts then she lit the room on fire
 She took out a scarf wrapped it around my eyes till I was blind
 But with my X-Ray vision I saw the icepick from behind
 So I broke out the ropes, smacked the hoe, then suplexed her
 She pulled out a Tec and wet my chest with the S1's
 "Oh shit I'm shot!" There was blood all over my finger!
 I think I left my other bulletproof suit in the cleaner
 She gave a whistle, they came in crews, word is bond
 It was a bunch of Martian bitches with bodysuits and Platforms
 "Damn, I gotta think of a plan, whatamIdo?
 Did Superman have a gun?" Nah, but the Soopaman Lovah do!
 So I pulled out the fo'-fifth, left the bitches open
 Had another clip in case some mo' bitches want mo' shit
 And I saw that trick Bewitched flying on her broomstick
 Pa-dow! Shot her down because I leave no witness
 Job well done I cleaned myself in a hurry
 Oops! Gotta catch this blunt session
 With I Dream of Jeannie and Kieth Murray
 Aiyyyo-yo-yo Keith aiyyo what's up?
 Aiyyo