Buy a litre of Fabulon

Dare we spray down

In the scorched trail

of a Sunbream iron



Paint your face with Revlon

To hide your frown

In the blue gloam glare

Of your Rank Television



Carry it away from Myers now

Requiring of us a lon

How can we live without these things

in Templestowe



Buy an electric toothbrush for your mouth

Roche medication for your heart

You'll be comfortable locked uptight

In your sauna



Let the third world rabble on

If dishwasher breaks down

An eyeful of Visine

A floral tissue to cry on



In the valley of Silicon

Where we may drown

And there we leapt

Into blind oblivion



Carry it away from Tandy now

A computer of your own

How can we live without a VDU

And a life programme



A bottle of Listerine for your mouth

A pair of Adidas for your heard

You'll be comfortable locked uptight

In your wardrobe



Buy a litre of Fabulon

Dare we spray down

In the scorched trail

of a Sunbream iron