They had a babyThey named her
After Lady Di
Poor Diane
No one paid her royal tea
She found a job
Working for the BBC
It didn’t last
She had to go in therapy

She thinks the sky will fall
And she’ll be happy dead
She thinks the sky will fall
On her unhappy head

She thinks the sky will fall
And she’ll be happy dead
She thinks the sky will fall
On her unhappy head

She bought a dog
It had to keep her company
It didn’t bark
I guess it was just too lazy
She found it strange
She took it rather personally
She couldn’t cope
She had to go in therapy

She thinks the sky will fall
And she’ll be happy dead
She thinks the sky will fall
On her unhappy head

She thinks the sky will fall
And she’ll be happy dead
She thinks the sky will fall
On her unhappy head

She bought a house
She kept it clean and empty
It was so big
She never felt so lonely
She had a plan
Invited all her family
They found her dead
She’s no longer in therapy

She thinks the sky will fall
And she’ll be happy dead
She thinks the sky will fall
On her unhappy head

She thinks the sky will fall
And she’ll be happy dead
She thinks the sky will fall
On her unhappy head

Her unhappy is dead now
Her unhappy is dead

Her unhappy is dead now
Her unhappy is dead

Her unhappy is dead now
Her unhappy is dead

Her unhappy is dead now
Her unhappy is dead

Her unhappy is dead now
Her unhappy is dead

Her unhappy is dead now
Her unhappy is dead

Her unhappy is dead now
Her unhappy is dead

Her unhappy is dead now
Her unhappy is dead