Call me up, if your dog has a problemLet me in, said the man at the nightclub
Wake me up. if your life is a nightmare
Let me out, said the drink to the bar

Beat me up, if you’re lonesome and blue
Put me down, said the stand-up comedian
Take me back, if you like to go forward
Drive me home, said the car to the jam

Turn me in, if you think that I’m guilty
Turn me on, said the girl on the radio
Lock me out, if I’m stuck on the inside
Lock me up, said the key to the frontdoor

There was a time
We slept spine to spine
There was a time
All your words were mine

Call me up, if your dog has a nightmare
Call me up, if your life is a problem
Call me up, if you can’t find the words
Call me up, if your phone doesn’t work

Call me up anywhere anytime anyhow