Well ashes to ashes and dust to dust I hate to think about dyin' but someday I must

So I'm tryin' to live a lot while I can but I'm tellin' you I'm a disappointed man

There ain't nothin' happinin' to me there ain't nothin' happinin' to me

The sun goes down I'm just another day older there ain't nothin' happinin' to me



Man next door he drives a big Cadillac

Got a fine lookin' woman to keep this three room shack

But he ain't nothin' special he ain't nothin' hot

But I would like to have just a half of what he's got

There ain't nothin' happinin' to me...

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Well once I was a man with a whole lotta dreams

But I've never amounted to a hill of beans

A man needs a woman that'll make him feel good

But woman of mine she wouldn't do it if she could

There ain't nothin' happinin' to me there ain't nothin' happinin' to me

Well everybody else got somethin' goin' on there ain't nothin' happinin' to me

There ain't nothin' happinin' to me I want somethin' happen to me

I wish that somethin' would happen to me